Erik shops for socks

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“Six to twelve? Six pairs, twelve socks total. Yeah, these will work.”

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The clown, the funny, guy

me: so tell me what you did today
Erik: matthew took me to church
  i went to that church there for a tutorial for campfermation which is something i will go to in the summer for church with 9 other kids
  well at the church first we got to know every body
  then we did a bunch of fun activities and learned about god for 3 hours then we had lunch at 12:00
  at lunch i made every body laugh with my axents they were hilarious!
  every body liked me there
  i was the clown, the funny, guy, the cool guy there
  then i did my very good british axcent for scenes in the holy grail
  and that just made them crack up even more!
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Season’s greetings

Erik: marry honica.

Me: What? Does that mean Happy Hanukkah?

Erik: no. it means marry kuanza.

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Ominous…

have you ever had a thousand emails in your inbox because if you have not than i can make that happen i will start right now.

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Sure, why not?

Erik: hello.
me: hi, erik!
  What are you up to?
Erik: whaching rap battles
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OMG!

Erik: man the girls in the 90’s and the girls now have not changed one bit.

Me: What are you talking about? You don’t know any girls in the 90s.

Erik:  or DO i?

Me: 

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I do not believe it, no.

YOU WILL NOT BELEIVE THIS I AM NOT KIDDING I SWARE ON THE BIBLE I WON SECOND PLACE AT THE SPELLING BEE TODAY! THERE WERE 30 KIDS COMPETING AND I WON SECOND PLACE!!!!!!!!!!

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