“Six to twelve? Six pairs, twelve socks total. Yeah, these will work.”
me: so tell me what you did today
Erik: matthew took me to church
i went to that church there for a tutorial for campfermation which is something i will go to in the summer for church with 9 other kids
well at the church first we got to know every body
then we did a bunch of fun activities and learned about god for 3 hours then we had lunch at 12:00
at lunch i made every body laugh with my axents they were hilarious!
every body liked me there
i was the clown, the funny, guy, the cool guy there
then i did my very good british axcent for scenes in the holy grail
and that just made them crack up even more!
Erik: marry honica.
Me: What? Does that mean Happy Hanukkah?
Erik: no. it means marry kuanza.
have you ever had a thousand emails in your inbox because if you have not than i can make that happen i will start right now.
me: hi, erik!
What are you up to?
Erik: whaching rap battles
Erik: man the girls in the 90’s and the girls now have not changed one bit.
Me: What are you talking about? You don’t know any girls in the 90s.
Erik: or DO i?
YOU WILL NOT BELEIVE THIS I AM NOT KIDDING I SWARE ON THE BIBLE I WON SECOND PLACE AT THE SPELLING BEE TODAY! THERE WERE 30 KIDS COMPETING AND I WON SECOND PLACE!!!!!!!!!!