Erik: i will be the fastest poker typer in school when i go did you know every one has a laptop that you have to carry around all through out the grade. and people will see how fast i type … Continue reading
me: Erik, you there? Erik: no i just put my chat up to fool people. are you there? me: I’m not here either Erik: your not? oh well that is probably because i just farted. hahahahahahh! the fartester has comeith.
Erik looks up from his coloring book. “Do you know what color you get when you mix red and brown?” “No.” “Neither do I, because I colored perfectly inside the lines.”
Erik: “You know what’s even sadder than a cover band?” Me: “No, what?” Erik: “A cover band that plays covers of other cover bands.”