THIS IS GOD!
I HYAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TIPPING THE WAITORS OR WAITRESSES!
me: Hey God, that is crazy! I think you have me confused with someone else.
I always leave a generous tip!
Erik: OH THAT RIGHT THEN A GENOUROUS TIKP AY!
I HAVE FOUND THAT THEY LEIVE CRYING BECAUSE YOU TIP THEM 1 PENNY!
man i think god was makeing a mistake for some one elso he thought your middle name was sarah.
me: that is so crazy
he should know my middle name!
Erik: yeah i know right?
i even saw that but now he is screaming at some one else.
Erik: he is screaming at a person that donnated 5,000 dollars to the children centers
he is screaming at them because he did not donate 5,001 dollars.
god is kind of a pain in the butt
why do you think he screams at people all the time?
Erik: but he is a very important individual.
because he is grumpy from all of that god’s work.
or saying no to them and talking to the monks
you know god’s work.