Erik channels God

  Erik: hello.
  THIS IS GOD!
  I HYAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TIPPING THE WAITORS OR WAITRESSES!
  SPEEK NOW!
  me: Hey God, that is crazy! I think you have me confused with someone else.
  I always leave a generous tip!
  Erik: OH THAT RIGHT THEN A GENOUROUS TIKP AY!
  I HAVE FOUND THAT THEY LEIVE CRYING BECAUSE YOU TIP THEM 1 PENNY!
  man i think god was makeing a mistake for some one elso he thought your middle name was sarah.
  me: that is so crazy
  he should know my middle name!
  Erik: yeah i know right?
  i even saw that but now he is screaming at some one else.
  Erik: he is screaming at a person that donnated 5,000 dollars to the children centers
  he is screaming at them because he did not donate 5,001 dollars.
  me: wow
  god is kind of a pain in the butt
  why do you think he screams at people all the time?
  Erik: but he is a very important individual.
  because he is grumpy from all of that god’s work.
  granting prayers
  or saying no to them and talking to the monks
  you know god’s work.
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I am married to a giant pile of books.
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