How to type

Erik: man have you notivced i got  way faster at typing

me: yeah
you still use only your pokers?

Erik: no
i use 5 fingers now
3 on one hand
and 2 on the other

 

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The end of an era

Me: when did you stop believing in ghosts?
Erik: about 7 weeks ago
Me: what happened?
Erik: well they stopped haunting me so they are not real anymore
it was all my child like amagination. 
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You will faint

Erik: i will have to show you how fast i can rap
you will faint
Me: can’t wait!
Erik: sounds like i am saying a buch of words but you cant undertand anything i am saying
its funny because when i am talking that fast i know exactly what im saying
when eminem raps the “super sonic speed” verse it takes him 16 seconds
takes me 13-14
haha can you rap?
Me: Yeah I can rap, I can rap that verse in 10 seconds
Erik: noooooo you cant
can you really rap 101 words in 10 seconds?
that is roughly 10 words a second
hahahahahaha no i doubt you will beat this master at rap
we will have a ternimant when i see you again
we will have 10 “rap-offs”
who ever wins 5 out of the ten of the “rap-offs” will be the rap god besides eminem
and rules are e can not choose who one
only audience can
who ever wins will also have to teach the other person to rap better in “rap-school” which is 30 minutes every other hour
Me: If someone wins 5 out of 10 then that means it’s a tie
Erik: oh yea
well who ever wins 6 7 8 9 or 10
deal?
1. audience decides who wins
2. no hurtful remarks in the raps
atleast not to bad
3. who ever wins 6 7 8 9 or 10 will be the rap god besides eminem
4. who ever wins will have to teach the other person to rap better
are you on???
deal??
Me: I can’t wait to win the rap battle
 
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A new talent

Erik: i would not amagine you would lie rap very much?
i love rap its my favorite music
because have you ever heard of eminem?
 
Me: yes
of course
 
Erik: have you ever heard his song rap god?
i can rap 2 seconds aster than him
kids tell me i have a talent for rap that i never knew i had
i am writing some enious rap songs write now
and i am stufying his music
 
Me: enious?
 
Erik: genious
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Amagine that

Erik: i did something with my hair
i dyed it blonde
and my hair grew out so it is brown with like blonde frost sheet over the brown
looks weird haha
 
me: what made you decide to dye your hair?
 
Erik: i dont know
i felt like it
i got picked on ALOT at school though you could amagine
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Sigh.

i am really getting good at reading i read 4 books in a whole month!  i have now read 6 books in my entire life!

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Erik sums up John Cleese’s career

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“Just think, that guy went from playing a knight to playing an elf.”

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